{"product_id":"si-no-hay-cumbia-no-voy-flaco-calaca-premium-classic-tee","title":"Si No Hay Cumbia, No Voy - Flaco Calaca Premium Classic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe's not going. And he looks incredible not going.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet our skeleton compa — blue tracksuit, fresh black sneakers, sombrero on point — sitting with his arms crossed on the grey side of the room while the cumbia disco party absolutely rages on the other side. Disco ball spinning. Confetti flying. People dancing. Musical notes everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd he. Is. Not. Moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot without cumbia. That's the line. That has always been the line. Your tío knows it. Your prima knows it. El Bandio's skeletal cousin definitely knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSi no hay cumbia, no voy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e It's not a preference. It's a personality. It's a whole lifestyle choice illustrated by a very well-dressed skeleton who has clearly been to enough bad parties to know better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear this to every family gathering, every quinceañera planning meeting, every event where someone suggests \"maybe just background music.\" Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a promise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you need it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\" class=\"li1\"\u003eGildan 5000 on Sport Grey — the cumbia hits different on grey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\" class=\"li1\"\u003eFull On graphic — both sides of the story told in one shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\" class=\"li1\"\u003eBold pink and blue bubble text — impossible to miss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\" class=\"li1\"\u003eS to 5XL — one price, because the cultura fits everyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\" class=\"li1\"\u003eMachine washable — surviving more parties than you can count\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run. The skeleton waited this long. Don't make him wait longer. \u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.Apple Color Emoji UI';\" class=\"s2\"\u003e💀🎶\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.Apple Color Emoji UI';\" class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to dance nights, backyard gatherings, or whenever you need a statement that says you live for the rhythm. The soft, sturdy cotton feels familiar and broken-in from the first wear, and the clean silhouette layers easily under jackets or over shirts without losing its attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oye Originals","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48340543373504,"sku":"5212915_11576","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48340543406272,"sku":"5212915_11577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48340543439040,"sku":"5212915_11578","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48340543471808,"sku":"5212915_11579","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48340543504576,"sku":"5212915_11580","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48340543537344,"sku":"5212915_12650","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 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