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The most relatable contradiction in Mexican logic, worn loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis is ¡OYE! at its most creative — premium illustrated, character collection, limited run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eEl gym puede esperar, los tacos no.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE TEE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS to 5XL — one price for every size. True to size, premium fit, Gildan 5000.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrint Quality\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePremium DTG print, vivid color, built to last wash after wash. Bold illustration that doesn't fade or crack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGildan 5000. 100% cotton (or cotton blend depending on colour). 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